May 2013
4 posts
May 3rd
Resumé
“Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.” -Dorothy Parker
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April 2013
9 posts
“In my dreams I kiss your cunt, your sweet wet cunt. In my thoughts, I make love...”
– Robbie Turner. Will I ever have such poetry written to me?
Apr 29th
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Apr 7th
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how to decode a person with an anxiety disorder
things we are trying to do all the time: 1. be safe things we can’t help but do all the time: 1. second-guess ourselves 2. behave impulsively and reactively 3. take everything personally 4. worry 5. worry 6. worry 7. have difficulty accepting compliments 8. have difficulty reciprocating friendly gestures 9. have difficulty finding the courage to respond 10.  have difficulty not being...
Apr 3rd
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February 2013
2 posts
“It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course....”
– You’re Not Making The Most Of Your 20s by Ryan O’Connell (via hidingfromoursins)
Feb 22nd
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January 2013
1 post
Jan 30th
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December 2012
1 post
Dec 26th
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November 2012
8 posts
Nov 29th
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“When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, from the darkness of the movie...”
– S.E. Hinton
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 6th
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October 2012
12 posts
Oct 29th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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“The first time I met George Carlin was May of 1997 at the Conan O’Brien...”
– Kevin Smith
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September 2012
6 posts
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Sep 7th
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Ex-Wife of Gob
There is no god (was certain before but now this is just heinous). Watch out true love, Portia and Ellen are next. Welcome to a cruel world.
Sep 7th
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August 2012
7 posts
“Can I tell you the truth? I never knew that we weren’t that great in high...”
– Michele Weinberger.
Aug 28th
Aug 11th
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Be Mine, Be Mine, Be Mine.
Aug 5th
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“Give your daughters difficult names. Give your daughters names that command the...”
– Warsan Shire. 
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