May 2013
4 posts
Resumé
“Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.”
-Dorothy Parker
April 2013
9 posts
In my dreams I kiss your cunt, your sweet wet cunt. In my thoughts, I make love...
– Robbie Turner. Will I ever have such poetry written to me?
how to decode a person with an anxiety disorder
things we are trying to do all the time:
1. be safe
things we can’t help but do all the time:
1. second-guess ourselves
2. behave impulsively and reactively
3. take everything personally
4. worry
5. worry
6. worry
7. have difficulty accepting compliments
8. have difficulty reciprocating friendly gestures
9. have difficulty finding the courage to respond
10. have difficulty not being...
February 2013
2 posts
It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course....
– You’re Not Making The Most Of Your 20s by Ryan O’Connell (via hidingfromoursins)
January 2013
1 post
December 2012
1 post
November 2012
8 posts
When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, from the darkness of the movie...
– S.E. Hinton
October 2012
12 posts
The first time I met George Carlin was May of 1997 at the Conan O’Brien...
– Kevin Smith
September 2012
6 posts
Ex-Wife of Gob
There is no god (was certain before but now this is just heinous). Watch out true love, Portia and Ellen are next. Welcome to a cruel world.
August 2012
7 posts
Can I tell you the truth? I never knew that we weren’t that great in high...
– Michele Weinberger.
Be Mine, Be Mine, Be Mine.
Give your daughters difficult names. Give your daughters names that command the...
– Warsan Shire.