You just kissed a boom boom baby so don’t expect any sugar from me until...– Jake’s dad.
Happy Bastard’s Awareness Day.– xoxo. P.S. Atticus Finch is the only father figure in my life and no one would ever amount to him.
Mom, why would you let a four-year-old watch Nell? I was terrified someone would scoop my eyes out and fill them with flowers. No, that’s not Kenan in a wig…
I Felt Like Princess When I Went to a Club for the... →
Ray Brower’s body was found. But neither our gang nor their gang got the...– The Writer.
Audience: Boo! Boo! Burns: Smithers… are they booing me? Smithers: Uh, no,...
Got you. You’re mine now. For the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. Have...– The Food Service Girl.
Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: You’ve seen hundreds, thousands of pigeons right?
George Henderson: Of course.
Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? Well, neither have I. But I got a hunch they exist.
Wish I had what I needed to be on my own, because I feel so defeated and...– Switchfoot, Let That Be Enough *The one and only “Christian rock” song in my biblioteca.
Birthday Wish List.
P.B. Crisps, boxset of Pushing Daisies, Pushing Daisies to come back, boxset of So Weird with that blonde bitch deleted, 3-D Doritos, and the chicken shirt from Roseanne. I’m a simple yet unrealistic gal.